Misc Quotes

“It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether *I* win or lose.”
“Think like you’ll live forever, but live like you’ll die tomorrow.”
“I went to a general store the other day, they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific.”
You can pick your nose. You can pick your friends. But you can’t pick your friends nose!                            

It’s better for everyone to think you’re an idiot rather than open your mouth and prove it.
“You may fool the whole world down the pathways of years and get pats on the back as you pass; but your final reward will be heartache and tears, if you’ve cheated the man in the glass.”never frown, even when you’re sad, because you never know who’s falling in love with your smile
maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful
don’t cry because its over, smile because it happened
don’t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them

The first pull on the cord ALWAYS sends the drapes in the wrong direction. – Boyle’s Other Law
Most good judgement comes from experience. Most experience comes from bad judgement.
No matter how fresh the bag of Lucky Charms is, the marshmallows are always hard.
I used to be a schizophrenic, but we’re okay now.

“Love isn’t what makes the world go round but it’s what makes the trip worthwhile.”
Yesterday was history, tomorrow’s a mystery. today is a gift, that’s why we call it present!
“Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer”
the only thing that will let the triumph of evil prevail is for good men to do nothing
“Cows will come and Cows will go, but the Bull goes on forever.”
Love is grand, Divorce 80 grand.
The mind is like a parachute. It only functions when open
“when i stop talking, i’ll tell you.”

Borrow money from pessimists, they wont expect it back.
‘People are like crayons, it’s not the color they are, but the picture they make.’
Don’t judge a man until you’ve walked across two moons in his moccasins.
a wild beast is to be more feared than a friend that is ignorant and rude, if that friend is yours, he’s/she’s not your friend he’s the beast.
“Intelligence is not to be measured by how much you know, but by your ability to learn.”
…if I can wipe from any human cheek a tear…teach one man that god and heaven are near…make more joy, more hope, less pain…though no one knows my name, nor drops a flower upon my grave, I shall not have lived in vain while here- parts from God’s Little Devotional Book

life is a test why flunk it?
To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world
You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can’t Fool Mom. Captain Penny’s Law
“I can be sad because the rosebush has a thorn, or I can rejoice because the thorn bush has a rose. It’s all up to me.”
Destiny, chance, fate, fortune — they’re all just ways of claiming your success without claiming your failures

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