For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Author Unknown

“The real measure of your wealth is how much you would be worth if you lost all your money.” Unknown

“Do just once what others say you can’t do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again.” Arthur C. Clarke

“I’m a big fan of dreams. Unfortunately, dreams are our first casualty in life–people seem to give them up, quicker than anything, for a ‘reality’.” Kevin Costner

Misc Quotes

“It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether *I* win or lose.”
“Think like you’ll live forever, but live like you’ll die tomorrow.”
“I went to a general store the other day, they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific.”
You can pick your nose. You can pick your friends. But you can’t pick your friends nose!                            

It’s better for everyone to think you’re an idiot rather than open your mouth and prove it.
“You may fool the whole world down the pathways of years and get pats on the back as you pass; but your final reward will be heartache and tears, if you’ve cheated the man in the glass.”
never frown, even when you’re sad, because you never know who’s falling in love with your smile
maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful
don’t cry because its over, smile because it happened
don’t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them

The first pull on the cord ALWAYS sends the drapes in the wrong direction. – Boyle’s Other Law
Most good judgement comes from experience. Most experience comes from bad judgement.
No matter how fresh the bag of Lucky Charms is, the marshmallows are always hard.
I used to be a schizophrenic, but we’re okay now.

“Love isn’t what makes the world go round but it’s what makes the trip worthwhile.”
Yesterday was history, tomorrow’s a mystery. today is a gift, that’s why we call it present!
“Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer”
the only thing that will let the triumph of evil prevail is for good men to do nothing
“Cows will come and Cows will go, but the Bull goes on forever.”
Love is grand, Divorce 80 grand.
The mind is like a parachute. It only functions when open
“when i stop talking, i’ll tell you.”

Borrow money from pessimists, they wont expect it back.
‘People are like crayons, it’s not the color they are, but the picture they make.’
Don’t judge a man until you’ve walked across two moons in his moccasins.
a wild beast is to be more feared than a friend that is ignorant and rude, if that friend is yours, he’s/she’s not your friend he’s the beast.
“Intelligence is not to be measured by how much you know, but by your ability to learn.”
…if I can wipe from any human cheek a tear…teach one man that god and heaven are near…make more joy, more hope, less pain…though no one knows my name, nor drops a flower upon my grave, I shall not have lived in vain while here- parts from God’s Little Devotional Book

life is a test why flunk it?
To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world
You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can’t Fool Mom. Captain Penny’s Law
“I can be sad because the rosebush has a thorn, or I can rejoice because the thorn bush has a rose. It’s all up to me.”
Destiny, chance, fate, fortune — they’re all just ways of claiming your success without claiming your failures

Found on www.goodquotes.com

Want to Get Motivated? Get Napping!
Getting motivated to improve anything about your life takes both mental focus and physical energy, two things you can’t possibly have when you’re mind and body of tired from a lack of sleep.

According to sleep experts, we need between seven to nine hours of sleep per night, but the average American gets just six and a half! Without your required hours logged in each night, you don’t have a chance at stirring up the energy or focus you need to do the things you’ve always wanted to do. The solution? Napping!

Taking a nap provides many of the same benefits as a full-night’s rest. Along with feeling refreshed and alert, studies have shown that napping can actually increase learning effectiveness by 50% and improve complex motor and precision skill ability. Add to that the fact that napping leads to higher levels of creativity and you’ve got yourself a proven secret to success – the nap!

Thanks to Motivation123.com

The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living from the dead.
— Aristotle

“Argue for your limitations and they are yours. Argue for your possibilities and they are yours as well.” Various authors

Is It Better To Be A Jock Or A Nerd?

The answer to the eternal question “Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?”:
Michael Jordan made over $300,000 a game. That equals $10,000 a minute, at an average of 30 minutes per game.

With $40 million in endorsements, he made $178,100 a day, working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

If he goes to see a movie, it’ll cost him $9.50, but he’ll make $18,550 while he’s there.

If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he’ll make $618 while boiling it.

He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.

He’d make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.

If he wanted to save up for a new Acura SLX (about $90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.

If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.

He’d probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed around $30,000 during that round.

Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), he will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.

If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you’d be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.

He’d make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics.

He’d make about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.

While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he’d pull in about $5600.

In his last year, he made more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.

… However…

… If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 250 years, he’ll still have less than Bill Gates has today.

Game over. Nerd wins.

Author Unknown

I like things to happen; and if they don’t happen, I like to make them happen. -Author Unknown